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Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40723) - you deserved it (4979)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:55am - health - by harry (woman) - Hong Kong

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its normal- and trust me, other people wont see it as clearly as you do.

you may think that its "omg so dark and awful and hairy", but i can bet that no one else is even going to notice, or care for that matter.

#12 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:23am by iloverichardhell

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that's hillarious but normal unfortunately....

#11 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:07am by vanye_babezz

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