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Today, it's decided, I'm going on diet. For real. But I said that yesterday. And the day before. FML


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On 11/29/2009 at 8:02am - health - by Numnum (woman) - United Kingdom (Greater London)

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this is a ydi all the way.
its jus like fuck man

#5 - On 11/29/2009 at 1:56pm by sexxxtacy

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as someone who was overweight (never obese) and is currently in very good physical health I can say that the biggest step of starting a diet is locating unhealthy food in inconvienient locations. back of the fridge. The next step is to cut out drinking alcohol more or less. Then you need to start working out 20-60 minutes a day. These small steps will make a huge difference.

#11 - On 11/29/2009 at 2:06pm by notanyoneyouknow

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