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Today, I felt dizzy and ligt-eaded. So I sat down at te top of stairs calling brotero was downstairs, for elp because I was scared someting was wrong wit me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. Wen I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and e was still eating downstairs. FML


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On 11/24/2009 at 3:07pm - health - by Foodcomesfirst (woman) - United Kingdom

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must have been delicious

#1 - On 11/24/2009 at 5:10pm by awesome_o

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that sucks. At least you didn't fall down the stairs though. think of the positives =]

#12 - On 11/24/2009 at 5:52pm by x0SoReckless0x

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