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Today, there was something itching me in mah bed, it was the tag to mah pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard an slipped an punched myself right in the face. I broke mah nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25138) - you deserved it (9834)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

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thats what you get for breaking the law.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:24am by bringtheheat22

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Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.

#23 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:47am by Tigg3r

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