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Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML


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On 11/05/2009 at 9:22am - health - by HairyBoobs (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Next time - pluck.

#1 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:09pm by kscott88

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Ah, that sucks there were all those med students there. Then again, watching doctors in the field is the breast way to learn.

#5 - On 11/05/2009 at 2:11pm by HookEmTexas07

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