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Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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That doctor was very unprofessional. Personally, if I was your friend with the schnoz, I'd go to a different cosmetic surgeon. That doctor should know better than to make any assumptions.

#9 - On 02/17/2009 at 11:29pm by FeelinPo

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#17 - On 03/15/2009 at 1:39am by MackenzieB

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