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Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML


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On 10/29/2009 at 12:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!

#6 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:57am by angryseatroll

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yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on?
but still, FYL.

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:24am by mhmmhmgood

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