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Today... I Went Running 4 The First Time In A Few Months. I Had Wat I Thought Was An Asthma Attack. When I Got Home... I Realizd That It Was Not Asthma... But Instead I Have Gaind So Much Wieght That My Running Bra Restrictd My Breathing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10950) - you deserved it (27727)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!

#6 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:57am by angryseatroll

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yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on?
but still, FYL.

#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:24am by mhmmhmgood

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