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Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML


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On 10/22/2009 at 6:22pm - health - by Bunni (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Um..I've done that a lot of times..and it only stays red for like 10 min..def not an FML, maybe an FMnext10minutes..

#1 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:34am by pancakes_n_syrup

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Just wear an eye-patch. Guys love pirates.

#7 - On 10/23/2009 at 1:56am by Gen_Knowledge

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