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Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 5:28am - health - by nimrod23 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

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most smokers are so rude. so tired of them throwing their butts out windows and not using the ash trays that are built into their cars or spending the dollar to buy one at the dollar store. its like the whole world is their ash tray. so rude. i just want to go to where they live and throw my junk all over their homes and see if that is ok.

#17 - On 10/18/2009 at 10:08am by mandacakes

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That sucks, FYL but it was better on your cheek then in your eyes, that would have been much more painful.

#9 - On 10/18/2009 at 7:39am by growingupnextmon

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