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Today , I ad to go to te dentist to ave a cavity filled. Around alfway troug te looool procedure , someting broke te silence in te room. It was ma dentist , wo ad farted. I ad to smell is rancid flatulence 4 around te next five minutes. All te wile , I ad to keep ma mout wide open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34345) - you deserved it (2256)

On 10/17/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Absolutely DELICIOUS!

#3 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:41pm by Kervik

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Lucky dentist with his mask on doesn't even have to smell his own fart. :P

Just breathe through your mouth. Making him smell your bad breath is nothing compared to you having to smell his appalling booty-toots.

#5 - On 10/17/2009 at 7:56pm by Witchcraft

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