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Today, I went to the school dentist for the yearly routine check. She took ages trying to clean out my teeth with the metal toothpick-thing, constantly hitting my gums. After half an hour of pain and spitting blood, she looks up and says, laughing: "Oh, I forgot to put my glasses on". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36282) - you deserved it (1903)

On 10/16/2009 at 3:27am - health - by dentistvictim (man) - Norway (Oslo)

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If she pokes your gum again, violently jerk your head up and smack her in the nose, and claim the sharp pain surprised you.

But no, really, give her a dirty look.
Passive-aggressive glare vibes - looks that can kill.

#5 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:36am by Witchcraft

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gotta love them dentists

#1 - On 10/16/2009 at 6:09am by firebird94

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