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Today, I had a UTI and the doctor said the medicine can sometimes make you leak a little. "Leak a little" apparently translates into peeing all over myself, my boyfriend, and his bed while we were sleeping. The doctor also said this medicine can stain your urine a beautiful, bright orange color. FML


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On 10/11/2009 at 12:48am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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well orange glad you didn't shit yourself?

#11 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:56am by rick_james_b17ch

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That is highly unfortunate.

But hey, at least you've got raver urine!! :D

#1 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:11am by AndelleRae

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