Today, I was chewing my pen while I was paying attention to my teacher. I chewed a bit too hard, and something broke off, so I casually looked at my pen. It was unharmed. One of my front teeth had broken off. Everyone in class, including the teacher, had to see it before I could call my dentist. FML

by Nochnoii / 10/07/2009 at 4:07pm / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Health

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  • Funny, I heard blow jobs gave you minerals that were good for your teeth... I figured someone who likes to suck things so much wouldn't have a problem like this...

    #2 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:08pm by ScaryyMary

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  • weak teeth, shoulda drank your milk (not listing the number because being one of the first ones is not an accomplishment in the least)

    #3 - On 10/07/2009 at 5:09pm by xshyguyx

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