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Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML


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On 10/06/2009 at 9:01am - health - by ticked (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

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Were you eating black chips?

I think FML has taught me to never pick up "food" I dropped and eat it.
Also, nice username.

#2 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:52pm by Intoxicunt

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Ew, I've done that too.. it just took me longer to realise. I had to think for a few minutes on why it tasted weird, and then I got it. ): I'm sorry, OP

#1 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:49pm by caancoha

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