Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

by ticked / 10/06/2009 at 9:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health

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  • Were you eating black chips?

    I think FML has taught me to never pick up "food" I dropped and eat it.
    Also, nice username.

    #2 - On 10/06/2009 at 1:52pm by Intoxicunt

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  • Once upon a time I was eating pizza while watching television. Out of the corner of my eye I see one lonely piece of sausage left in the box. I pick it up and eat it, of course I don't bother to look at it. It was a stink bug. It turns out that they don't just stink, they taste BAD as well. You can't just spit out the taste of a stink bug. Oh well, live and learn.

    #16 - On 10/06/2009 at 2:19pm by chcagr

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