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Today, I went to the coffee shop for my usual morning latte before class. When I got my drink, I asked again to make sure it was soy. The barista assured me it was. It wasn't. I'm ridiculously lactose intolerant and just spent six hours throwing up because she was too lazy to correct her mistake. FML


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On 09/30/2009 at 11:12am - health - by sick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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You could sue... just saying.

#1 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:04pm by ghembob

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I hope you went back, talked to her boss, and got her fired. Firing her is the least the boss can do considering the lawsuit you could have for what happened.

#4 - On 09/30/2009 at 2:09pm by TheTruth1428

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