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Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28857) - you deserved it (2367)

On 09/26/2009 at 8:40pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Were the nachos hurt?

#4 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:32am by mongorian

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Apparently, you like getting smacked with balls.

Why do you want it? I wouldn't want to hold onto balls other people have held and smacked around.

#1 - On 09/27/2009 at 3:30am by allmidnighteyes

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