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Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 1:48pm - health - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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ewww thats sicckkk. but i woulda laaughed too ahaha.

#1 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:07pm by tangerine_12

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hahahaa, you should have just stuck the thermometer in your armpit, not your mouth, but FYL.

#4 - On 09/18/2009 at 5:10pm by xkat356

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