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Today, I was cutting a bagel, only to slice the back of my hand with the knife. As I grabbed paper towels to clean up the blood, I noticed that the bagel was pre-sliced. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 2:43pm - health - by IHateBagels (woman) - United States (New York)

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how did you manage to cut the back of your hand? were you using it as a cutting board?

#1 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:32pm by kgb121

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wow, sorry but that's really a blond moment. and yeah, if you somehow managed to slice the BACK of your hand, maybe you shouldn't be using a knife...

#4 - On 03/22/2009 at 6:37pm by xjbearx

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