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Today, my professor informed me that if I didn't "show more commitment" to my choral ensemble he would give my spot to a "more interested young woman." I missed class to see my neurologist. Apparently my seizures are a symptom of lack of commitment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34737) - you deserved it (2455)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:32pm - health - by OutOfLuck (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Don't you just love professors and their assholery?

#12 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:16pm by redbluegreen

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wow. im sorry to hear about such a rude professor.

#2 - On 09/17/2009 at 5:09pm by peaceloveswim94

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