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Yesterday... I went to te ortodontist to ave ma braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of te cleaning solution se used. Se told me it would probably give me an upset stomac. Apparently... an upset stomac an crapping yur pants means te same ting to an ortodontist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34197) - you deserved it (3747)

On 09/17/2009 at 1:10am - health - by navyma - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea
YAYY PEPTO BISMOL!

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#1 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:00am by allmidnighteyes

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OP, I'm assuming you posted this FML from the bathroom, as a putrid school of dung guppies launched themselves from the claustrophobic confines of your colon like a civil war cannonball.... am I correct?

#3 - On 09/17/2009 at 6:10am by allmidnighteyes

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