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Today, my friend got drunk. We tried to get him into a cab, he punched me in the face, three chavs then accosted me, accusing me of trying to mug him. I was then beaten up by said chavs and then the police charged me for being drunk and disorderly. FML


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On 09/06/2009 at 12:03am - health - by DrunkenValor (man) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

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What the heck is a chav?

#3 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:11am by Crunch_Nugget

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Wow that sucks, stupid chav scum always try to take advantage of the situation to start a fight =/ FYL, hope things work out for you.

#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:06am by Showmehowtolive

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