Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with a blood infection, swollen nuts, and an hole in my butt where I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

by keeperstride / 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm / United States (California) / Health

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  • Greatest FML I've ever read in my life.

    #1 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:08pm by redbluegreen

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  • Haha, there's a place and time for everything. You can't ALWAYS get the pussy into the shower with you. x]

    #9 - On 09/03/2009 at 7:11pm by Aoife

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