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Today, my mum hit me with her car as she was backing out of the drive way, hurting my leg and crushing my bike. For the third time this year. FML


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On 09/02/2009 at 5:45am - health - by broken (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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umm MOVE? why are you standing behind a car when it is backing out over and over?

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:37am by kendalle

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your mum can't drive and you have the reflexes of a rock

#7 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:39am by timtam24

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