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Today, I was playing Ultimate Frisbee and trying to make new friends since I'm new at my college. I was running after an overthrown frisbee for a touchdown. Everyone cheered me on to keep going. I ran full speed into a fence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32350) - you deserved it (8723)

On 08/24/2009 at 10:22am - health - by AvengdSevenfold (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Why is this an FML all the cute girls will come over to see if your ok

#2 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:44pm by libbyson

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and now all the chicks will be digging u for ur injury and feeling sorry, or they won't stop laughing XD

#1 - On 08/24/2009 at 5:44pm by BulletStreet

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