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Today, I learned that because of my new medication, I can either avoid getting malaria, or have a male yeast infection. I'm stuck in Africa for the next two months, and have to sit down to pee because I don't want to irritate my penis by touching it. FML


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On 08/10/2009 at 2:27am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Ghana (Volta)

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sorry dude, you use it you lose it

#1 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:13am by ninja578

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I think what he's trying to say is that the medication is to ward off malaria, but has the side effect of potential male yeast infection. A potential which has apparently been reached. FYL

#17 - On 08/10/2009 at 10:58am by Ub3r_Crippl3

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