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Today, I got a sunburn all over my stomach from a tanning bed. In an attempt to relieve the itching, I looked up natural treatments since we have no aloe. After trying yogurt, milk and mayo I found out that our water was shut off so the shower could be fixed. I now reek of mayo and milk. FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 1:19am - health - by erika (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Tanning is stupid.
Do you want skin cancer?

#6 - On 07/28/2009 at 10:14am by MaramaBreaksFace

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YDI for artificial tanning.
It's worse for you than natural sunlight. And how can lying in a bed for two minutes beat walking outside? Ever?

Also, even if Mayo were a remedy...why would you put it on your body?????

#7 - On 07/28/2009 at 10:14am by vvvalori

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