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Man or woman?

Today, a resident went missing at our nursing home. When I found him, a man in a blue shirt and red pants, he started yelling at me in confusion. I just thought it was his alzheimers. When I brought him to my administrator, I was told the missing resident was wearing a red shirt and blue pants. Wrong guy. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 4:22pm - health - by torkx3 (woman) - United States (New York)

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Methinks he's not the one who has alzheimer's.

#3 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:45pm by videogamejunkie

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I would assume he had Alzheimer's too if he was wearing red pants...

#6 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:52pm by Emberlin

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