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Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML


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On 07/20/2009 at 3:10pm - health - by KnuckleSandwich (woman) - United States (New York)

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Bet she was just practicing if you know what I mean ;D

#6 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:17pm by Poland626

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OP can i have your daughter's number when she turns 18?

#10 - On 07/20/2009 at 5:21pm by UncleverName_FYL

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