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Today, the dentist had to give me a lot of novacaine because my mouth wasn't becoming numb. After the 4th time the entire right side of my mouth was numb, except for the 2 teeth getting worked on. FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 12:05pm - health - by ihateeverything - United States (New York)

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That happened to me when I was getting stitches on my face from a dog bite, that felt terrible. Worse off, I went to the emergency room with a maxi pad against my face just to contain the bleeding.

#6 - On 02/12/2009 at 4:51am by CaptainMcNugget

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happens to me all the time.
my dentist actually told me she couldn't legally give me anymore novacane after she injected me 4 times.

#5 - On 02/11/2009 at 2:48am by courtney

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