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Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML


I agree, your life sucks (59082) - you deserved it (8926)

On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Is it even legal to charge an extra $5? You shouldn't have paid it.

#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:40pm by riku3220

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option 1. don't pay the extra five dollars

option 2. shove the hair in her face

#2 - On 07/11/2009 at 7:40pm by niemann2006

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