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Today, I was skating with my friends and I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was "Look out!" I am now with twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55707) - you deserved it (8570)

On 07/06/2009 at 2:49am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

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See, smoking almost killed you.

#3 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:25am by glassjaw_90

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So who ended up throwing the brick further?

#12 - On 07/06/2009 at 8:43am by DoomJeff91

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