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Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57692) - you deserved it (8777)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Eh, she'll get over it. I am sure her shit stinks too.

#1 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:15pm by Glam

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That's the most awesome thing I've read all day.

#5 - On 06/30/2009 at 2:18pm by Outpail

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