Food and Health: Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML - FML

By agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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By loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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By ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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By CheeseAndCrackers - 30/04/2020 08:00

Today, my always over-emotional husband burst into sobs when I thanked him for making me lunch. Apparently, I did not compliment his cooking enough. He microwaved me a Hot Pocket; it was still frozen in the middle. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By FeedMe - 27/05/2011 10:45 - United States

Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By FoodNeeded - 25/08/2016 02:24 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML

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By knife knife - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Dalkeith

Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML

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By worshippingatthethrone - 17/02/2022 10:00

Today, I had pizza for lunch, a cheesy burrito and cheese rice for dinner, topped off with a big bowl of ice cream. Three hours later, I puked it all up. I guess you never outgrow lactose intolerance. FML

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Top comments

ATorpedo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:57

Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?

xcardixx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:13

yummmm (=

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xcardixx 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 18:13

yummmm (=

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:18

I WISH I had six hot pockets right now to eat for the rest of the day. Haha

boycrazy30007 12

Friday 30 November 2012 20:53

He meant he made 2 hot pockets into 3 meals

Peachy2392 26

Monday 25 November 2013 18:42

No, he really didn't.

Vincenzo_fml 1

Friday 13 March 2009 17:19

You no want normal food, you want Hot Pocket!

xania_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:39

wait...was each meal two hot pockets..or two hot pockets total?

kornonthecobb 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 21:47

each meal was 2 hot pockets he ate 6 total all day

starberries 0

Friday 5 November 2010 15:28

If he had six Hot Pockets he should have said, "Each of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets." That's probably what he meant, but the way it's worded, it says that he ate a total of two Hot Pockets.

xxrogerthatxx 19

Monday 4 August 2014 23:31

no, the way it's worded makes it sounds like he had 3 meals all day, which consisted of 2 hotpockets each.

x_Leen 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 22:40

Hot pockets are awesome [:

bloodyhotdog 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 2:42

deeeeead pocket /jim gaffigan

1234554321_ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:19

wow, wish I could do that, but as far as I've gotten was getting to see my ribs. ONCE, and I Ddo have OCD. But otherwise that was a JK :)

Peachy2392 26

Monday 25 November 2013 18:43

Stop talking.

The12thPaladin 8

Thursday 4 February 2016 1:02

OCD isn't related to food

rie_rie49 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:56

how the hell is that FML?

ATorpedo 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:57

Where is the "I agree, your life is delicious" option?

piderman13 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 22:10

hot pockets are so delicious!!! i wish i had some right now....

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