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Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML


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On 06/11/2009 at 8:59am - health - by Casey - Sent from mobile version

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Wow. One on hand, you really should have said "I'm hypoglycemic," instead of just saying that you would faint.

But on the other.. Taking juice away on a job test from somebody that claims that they'd faint... She should be getting in trouble for that. Hope you got the job!

#3 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:04pm by Shadic

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wtf? what a bitch!
well maybe now they'll give you the job because they feel so bad. that is if you still want it!

#4 - On 06/11/2009 at 2:04pm by crowdish

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