Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

by ouch / 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm / United States (Washington) / Health

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  • Aren't you glad you don't live in an evil European socialist pinko terrorist lover country?

    #2 - On 02/11/2009 at 6:20pm by TheHub

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  • lol napalm.

    Get a second doc to check that out.

    #6 - On 04/03/2009 at 10:16pm by 17Master

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