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Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing. And after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML


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On 06/09/2009 at 1:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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HA! soy sorry

#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:24pm by suckitsucker

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People, seriously, shut the hell up on hating vegetarians. It's a personal choice, and if they're not pushing it on you, then you have no right to be pushing them to eat meat. There are entire countries with the majority of it's people being vegetarian. Do you hate on them? And I really doubt some of you are !00% carnivores. You can't survive on just meat, just so you know. There are other things you can eat besides soy products, and there are other alternatives.

Also, you guys aren't being witty or funny with your comments saying, "Oh too bad, just go eat a steak and get over it." You're just sounding like an idiot.

#39 - On 06/09/2009 at 5:53pm by redbluegreen

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