Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

by Noname / 01/26/2009 at 7:02pm / Japan (Fukuoka) / Health

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  • Here is the good part, your wife loves you a lot!

    #27 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:41pm by quickbarn

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  • Disc herniation can result in a broken/chipped spinal level, which can severely damage or impinge upon the spinal cord. Unfortunately the #1 sign of spinal cord damage is involuntary excretion and urination.

    Either way that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

    #28 - On 03/06/2009 at 1:59pm by redlipsalsa

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