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Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML


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On 06/06/2009 at 2:48am - health - by XLhottie (woman) - United States (Florida)

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you should sit on your mom, that should teach her a lesson.

#7 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:28am by Hustlinpimp

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The size on the tag doesn't matter as long as the clothes fit well and you feel comfortable with the way you look.

#22 - On 06/06/2009 at 10:47am by reesesplease

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