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Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML


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On 06/04/2009 at 10:04pm - health - by scarlett666 (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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vomit is no fun, either from you or anyone else

#1 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:06am by Eros

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He vomitted in the bag, not on you. You were at a minor inconvience not an FML

#11 - On 06/05/2009 at 3:37am by ASUdec

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