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Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML


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On 06/03/2009 at 8:12pm - health - by stutson (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

#1 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:10am by noshitsherlock

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Next time, I'd toss her ass out @ 30,000 fucking feet!

#7 - On 06/04/2009 at 3:19am by JamesEast

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