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Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

by dearme / 06/01/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health

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  • LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

    #2 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:07am by SweetestSin

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  • That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

    #1 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:05am by Triccmo

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