Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

by PiZzA_FaCe / 05/29/2009 at 5:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

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  • Dude that sucks, I had a really bad skin problem and I'm currently dealing w the lingering redness. My main tip is wash it twice when you shower in the morning and again at night. Cells change most at night so when it's clean it's obviously beneficial. Also drink a lot of water, it seriously improved my skin.

    #16 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:52pm by BulldogQB4

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  • Ohhhh man.
    That is so unfortunate.

    #3 - On 05/29/2009 at 7:39pm by hk

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