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Today, I found some oversized-strawberry-spree candies in my pantry. They were delicious and I munched on them through out the day. I ended up in and out, but mostly in, the bathroom in the dead hours of the night experiencing the wonders and effectiveness of Fruit Flavored Fiber pills. FML


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On 05/28/2009 at 3:14am - health - by KKimrae_ness (woman) - United States (California)

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I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that they were in a plastic baggie or something, not in a box. I know what pills you're talking about and they do look like Sprees.

#10 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:24am by thisisnotmyname

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Well maybe you shouldn't eat everything that comes near your mouth.

#4 - On 05/28/2009 at 10:08am by Syn

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