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Today, I told my mom I want to get liposuction. She said "Whats the point? Its not like you can get lipo on your face!". FML


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On 01/22/2009 at 10:22am - health - by radiant - United States (Michigan)

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get lipo then slap her with the extracted fat, problem solved

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:20am by timmy

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You can get liposuction done in your face. It's called buccal fat removal; they make incisions inside of your mouth and remove fat deposits.

#6 - On 03/31/2009 at 3:23am by Ever

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