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Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41391) - you deserved it (8659)

On 05/22/2009 at 12:39am - health - by crash (woman) - United States

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How is this a FML? If you dirtbike then you know the risks. Ending up with those kinds of injuries is par for the course surely?

But yea, I'm with #1. Just tell them yes.

#2 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:03am by Jimboom

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So tell them yes?

#1 - On 05/22/2009 at 7:02am by KennyP55

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