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By Anonymous - 25/08/2016 12:48 - Brazil

Today, my parents got pissed off at me for having a Coke, my first one in years. They drink and smoke everyday. FML.
I agree, your life sucks 700
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It sounds like they wanna protect you from taking their same path...but they're being a little dramatic about it. Or it could be something as simple as the smoking has dulled their sense of taste and they're jealous that they can't enjoy a Coke like you can so they don't wanna see it. I had a friend as a child who's mother was like that. When I went to their house to play, there was only saltine crackers and water for snacks due to the house being "flavorless" I felt so bad for my friend.

You're a better man(woman) than I. I try to keep it to 1 a week

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One_In_Three 24

If they don't want you having coke, why do they have it in their home?

You're a better man(woman) than I. I try to keep it to 1 a week

It sounds like they wanna protect you from taking their same path...but they're being a little dramatic about it. Or it could be something as simple as the smoking has dulled their sense of taste and they're jealous that they can't enjoy a Coke like you can so they don't wanna see it. I had a friend as a child who's mother was like that. When I went to their house to play, there was only saltine crackers and water for snacks due to the house being "flavorless" I felt so bad for my friend.

Are you diabetic? If not, they are massive hypocrites.