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By sadnessismyname - 16/08/2016 23:31 - United Kingdom - Gillingham

Today I had diarrhea and in a rush to the toilet I lifted the seat up, then unbuckled myself, only to miss the fact the toilet seat had fallen back down. My mum was not happy. FML
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lukcy_basartd 11

There's a silver lining somewhere. It didn't happen to her and you prob had to clean it up. Had you been younger, curious and writing with your poo on the wall, there'd be cause to be extremely upset. I get it tho, nobody wants shit allover the place no matter what part of the house, hopefully there's no permanent stains, just the one forever ingrained in your memories. There's a story that won't get old, chin up OP.

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Emma1562 35

I've done that with pee before I had to go so badly

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lukcy_basartd 11

There's a silver lining somewhere. It didn't happen to her and you prob had to clean it up. Had you been younger, curious and writing with your poo on the wall, there'd be cause to be extremely upset. I get it tho, nobody wants shit allover the place no matter what part of the house, hopefully there's no permanent stains, just the one forever ingrained in your memories. There's a story that won't get old, chin up OP.

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confused_wandere 26

Why did you spell diarrhoea like an American if you're from the UK?

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Emma1562 35

I've done that with pee before I had to go so badly

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