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By sorebuttcheek - 22/07/2016 01:26 - Canada

Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high snap kick. I missed the bag by a hair and ended up crashing to the ground. They all clapped, slowly. FML

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Sudoc 29

Saturday 23 July 2016 22:19

Better than kicking the chain! Depending on how hard you hit when you train, that can hurt like 15 elephants stacked on your foot! Not that I've ever done that...

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 22 July 2016 15:44

Why are you using my mother-in-law for your training? More importantly, if you use her again, don't miss!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Friday 22 July 2016 15:44

Why are you using my mother-in-law for your training? More importantly, if you use her again, don't miss!

Sudoc 29

Saturday 23 July 2016 22:19

Better than kicking the chain! Depending on how hard you hit when you train, that can hurt like 15 elephants stacked on your foot! Not that I've ever done that...

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