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By I'm not the only one who's butthurt - 28/06/2016 03:29 - United States - Genoa City

Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my girlfriend opened the package on my desk. She thought I got a gift for her, it was my hemorrhoid cream refill. FML
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What the hell? 1. If it's on your desk why would she think it's for her? 2. If it was for her why would she open it, surely she'd wait for it to be a surprise, or for you to confirm it was for her???

Could have been a gift - and even a very thoughtful one - if she actually needed it!

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Could have been a gift - and even a very thoughtful one - if she actually needed it!

What the hell? 1. If it's on your desk why would she think it's for her? 2. If it was for her why would she open it, surely she'd wait for it to be a surprise, or for you to confirm it was for her???

I think you need to teach your girlfriend the definition behind a "boundary", and that the phrase, 'what's mine in yours, and yours is mine' doesn't always apply.