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By JCWolfGirl - 25/05/2016 05:42 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I got my new birth control implanted in my arm. The resulting bruise is in the exact shape of a penis and balls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 418
You deserved it 53

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at least you don't have the baby to match?

pokemonlexy 6

it won't take to long to fade away :)

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at least you don't have the baby to match?

At least you didn't spill coffee on yourself and have the bruise look like a dick with balls at a catholic university like I did.

pokemonlexy 6

it won't take to long to fade away :)